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Hey I was recently in a friend’s podcast…
and this is that podcast.
Porkchorp is the Chorp.

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Oh also…
I DO have a twitter.
(https://twitter.com/jordashes)

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Evolution of a smile.

Evolution of a smile.

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THIS IS MY FACE.I missed liquid eyeliner. ):

THIS IS MY FACE.
I missed liquid eyeliner. ):

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Feeling goofy. Also I made a gif. 

Feeling goofy.

 

Also I made a gif. 

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Look at this fucking sunburn. 

Look at this fucking sunburn. 

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I stumble a lot.

Reading from The Tales of Beedle the Bard.
The Warlock’s Hairy Heart. 

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My ring came in the mail.It is a stack of pancakes, yes. 

My ring came in the mail.
It is a stack of pancakes, yes. 

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This is how my hair has looked pretty much every morning since I cut it.Could you imagine rolling over and looking at that each morning?I’d probably pee myself. 

This is how my hair has looked pretty much every morning since I cut it.
Could you imagine rolling over and looking at that each morning?
I’d probably pee myself.